Wife: Rathiri thookkathila yean sirichinga??
Husband: Kanavula ASIN vantha..!¤!
Wife: Apparam yean kathuneenga??
Hus: Naduvula nee vanthutta..
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"Aval Kangal Parthu Naan solla vantha Kadhalai, Aval Punnagai Parthu
Purinthu Konden. . .
Aval Already Booking aana figure Endru...
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Wife: Ennanga ladies madhiri serial paathuttu ipdi aluguringa.
Husband: Nalla paarudi, idhu namma kalyaana CD...
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Boy: Penne en idhayathukul va! Girl: Serrupai kalattava?
Boy: Loosu loosu en idhayam enna kovila? summa serupodu va.....
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Kan emaikum nerathil servathu lovealla..!
Kan emai mudum varai sernthu eruppathu than love...
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"Aval Kangal Parthu Naan solla vantha Kadhalai, Aval Punnagai Parthu
Purinthu Konden. . .
Aval Already Booking aana figure Endru...
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THE MOST ROMANTIC LINES:
I lost my world when I saw u,
But the next moment I found it in Ü...!
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"LOVE JOKE"
Boy: Kathal vanthal solli anupu.
Girl: Poda poramboku Kalyaname vanthuruchi....! Inthaa invitation...!
Uyirodu irunthal moi anupu...
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"MARANAM" Yenbhathu "ORU" Nodiyil Uyir Pogum.
But.. "PIRIVU" Yenbathu "OVVORU" Nodiyum Uyir Pogum..!
Dont Miss ur good lover..
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S__n rise B__tterfly Pict__re L__nch Nat__re M__sic all are
waiting for "u u u u u u u" so get up. Make a lovely day.
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Lovable thought:
"Idayathai Irumbagathaan Vaithu irunthen, Yarukku Theriyum..
Aval, "Gaanthamaga" Iruppal yendru..
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Lady 1 : mapillai COMPUTER field'la irukarnu sonnathai nambi
yemandhutten.
Lady 2 : yean? Ennachu?
Lady 1 : paiyan Computer Sambrani vikkiraan...
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Boy: "KAADHAL" vanthaal solli anupu..
Girl: varalanna..
Boy: SMS'la un thangachi Number'a anupu.
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Boy: Kadavule.! enakku sapda pidikala, thoonga pidikala, enaku
kaadhal vandhricho..?
God: Chi, naaya unakku semester vandhiruchu po, poi padi..
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SEMESTER OFFER !
Take a bit in the EXAM, & show It 2 ur nearest TEACHER & Win a free
trip 2 PRINCIPAL'S Office & Enjoy 3 yrs Holiday.
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Dr: Yean pa Shock adikumnu Therinjum Current wire la Veral vacha?
Arivu iruka?
MAN:"Kattai" Viral thaney, Shock Adikadhunu Ninachen.
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(G)rapes
(O)range
sapp(O)ta
(D)ates
(M)ango
p(O)megranate
st(R)awberry
water-melo(N)
p(I)neapple
ba(N)ana
(G)uava
Have a FROOTY MORNING .
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Man: enga v2kulla paambu vandhiduchu. Appram paambaatiya
kooptu adichom.
MAN2: ada pavingala.. Paambu vandhadhuku paambaatiya yen da
adichinga?
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Neenga offboil sapidura style parthadhum oru kavithai thonuchu!
Oru aravekkadu innoru aravekkadai sapidukirathae!
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Adada Aacharyakuri!!!.
# Anbu Adhu kadamai...
# Paasam Adhu urimai...
# Kaadhal Adhu inimai...
# Natpu Adhu unmai...
# Your smile
Aiyyo
Adhu Kodumai..!
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Neenga nadakkum podhu oru, gambeeram theriudhu!
Neenga thoongum podhu oru, amaidhi theriudhu!
Neenga saapidum podhu oru, azhagu theriudhu!
Neenga odum podhu oru, vegam theriudhu,
Aanaa idhellam yen DISCOVERY chennal la theriudhu ?
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Kurumpu illana ilamai illa,
Frnds illana joly illa,
Music illana song illa,
Katru illana uyir illa,
Neenga illana?
Ada ponga
DISCOVERY channelae illa
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Rendu poochi nightla walking pochu.Oru poochiku matum romba
kulirichu,
Aana..? innoru poochiku kulurala,
Why?
Bcoz adhu "KAMBLI POOCHI" .
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Unga thalai mele kombu iruka?
No!
Just check again checked ??
illa..?
Nijama?
illa.!
SURE?
yes!
Sari vidunga..
KORANGUku Kombu irukathu pola.
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E
E
E
E
E
'E' Otta Neram Irukku, Enaku Msg Anupa Neram illaya?
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Dont study=fail,
Study=dont fail,
adding both eqns ds + s = f + df
taking common s(d+1) = f(1+d)
cancel 1+d
study = fail
Hence proved
So don't study!
Bit adi.
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Five tips to score 80 % in sem exam.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
Engalukku therinja naanga 80 % vaanga maatama. Pooyee padikkara
vealaiya paarunga.
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Ovoru studentin vetrikku kaaranamum oru penthaan.
Athu
Ink penaagavo,
Gel penaagavo,
Refill penagavo,
Irukklam.
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DO You want to see periyaaru picture in your mobile? go down
'R'
Ena pathacha?
Nalaiku chinna 'r' papom.....!.
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(l,,,,l)
(@ @)
/ (,'',)
/ /
Donkey
.¤¤¤.
( o o )
(-)
monkey...
Im confused...Which s ur photo... pls reply!!.
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S
M
S
S-Sweet
M-Morning
S-Starts now..
"Have A Cute Day ".
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MBBS Doctorukkum Vetnery doctorukkum enna withyasam,
MBBS Doctor yenakku vaithiyam paappaar
Vetnery doctor unakku vaithiyam pappaar.
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Bus ROOT-la Bus pogum...
Train ROOT-la Train pogum...
BeetROOT-la Enna pogum?
Therinja enakku SMS anuppunga. Plssssssssssss.
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Patient: Doctor 24 hours naan TV pakkanum but eyes kedakkoodathu?
Doctor: Very simple TV OFF Pannitu paarunga. kannum kedathu,
TVyum Kedathu.
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Irantha piragum sight adikanuma..?
"DONATE UR EYES"
Oru nalla msg, yeppadi yellam solla vaendi eruku....Frwd
pannungappa..!
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Appa- Eenda, exam eluthiniye pass aaniya?
Ennai madhiri pasanga exam eluthina pass aaga maattaanga, elutha
elutha thaan pass aavanga.
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Erumbu ninaicha yar kaathai venumnalum kadikalam aana yaar
ninaichalum erumbu kaatha kadika mudiyathu
By
Yerumbai vida bayangarama kadipor sangam...
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Only open heart receives Love...!!
Only open mind receives Feelings...!!
Only open hands receive Touch...!!
Only SweeT FriendS receive my SMS...!!
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Idhayam enbathu thudipatharkku mattum alla..?!!
Nalla ullangallai ninaipatharkkum kuda.....!!
Like U My Friend
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Friendship is not just a word... not merely a relationship... its a silent
promise which says...
I will be with YOU forever....
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Get up! Get up! GODis waitingfor U, to give a gift of 24 GOLDEN
HOURS.Whatever U want do it successfully GOOD THINGS FOLLOWS
U.
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Walk in your own way.
Love in your own style.
Talk in your own words.
Help in your own ways.
Then people will say,
'tharuthale yar pechayum kekathu..!
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Which day were u born..?..?
Monday,
Tuesday,
Wednesday,
Thursday,
Friday,
Saturday or Sunday..
Reply me to know fantastic answers..
Its true not for fun
Mon-> LOVING IN NATURE.
Tue-> CALM N QUIET.
Wed-> NAUGHTY.
Thu-> GOOD EATERS.
Fri-> BRAIINY & STRONG.
Sat-> CARING IN NATURE.
Sun-> STYLISH.
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Nee Yenna Super Figuraa.?
Unnai Parthavudane Anaithum Maranthu Vidugirathe?...
By Exam Hall'l Question Paper'i Parthu Kavithai Eludhuvor Sangam...!. . .
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Oru Mental Adikkadi Enna Pannum?
Ipdithan Nalla Irukara Cella Amukiye Nasam Pannum .
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Anbaarntha Nenjangale! Nanbargale! Tholarkale! Matrum en Uyirinum
Melana En SMS ku wait pannum Rasiga Perumakale! Ungal
Anaivarukum ineeya
'KAALAI VANAKKAM'...
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If U Lik 2 Dedicate a Song For Me.
Wich song wil it be?
Tell me truly!.
--------------------
Finish the sentence
"I NEVER TOLD U, BUT ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL U
THAT..................."
Send it ur lover n see the unexpected answers.reply me 1st.
There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.
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Malarkal udhirvathu chediyin meedhu konda kobathinal alla mannin meedhu
konda kadhalinal.
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COLLEGE enbadhu naama Love pandra ponnu madiri Sila Kaalam matum
nama kuda irukum. But ARREAR enbadhu nammaloda mama ponnu madhiri
Eppavum namma kudave irukum.
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IMPRESSED LINES:
Paarvai illaadha oruvanin Kavidhai.
"Azhagai rasikka ennidam kangal illai endraalum.,
Anbai nesikka ennidam IDHAIYAM irukkiradhu" .
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Words start With
A
B
C
Nmber start With
1
2
3
Music start With
Sa
Re
Ga
But Let Your day Start
With... My,
S
M
S .
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Why do Girls look Beautiful..?
Is it real or due to makeup..?
All false..!
Girls look Beautiful bcoz.., Boys have good imaginations.
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Nenjil sogangal irunthalum kannil kanavugal irunthalum vaalvil varuthangal
irunthalum endrum en ninaivil nee iruppai.! Kadhaludan.!.
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Nilaavu illaatha naatkal undu..! But..! Un ninaivu illaatha naatkal illai...
U
R
my
Heart.
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ANBU VARIGAL
"Unmaiyana Anbai patri solla ennidam vaarthaigal illai. Anbuku melana
Ondru intha ulagil yethumillai..!".
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My lovely messages are not for time pass. They silently say that I'm thinking
of you right now and also Making u to think of Me for a moment.
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Indha Pommai alaganavangala patha dance aadum
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
( -.-)
(,) )
L.! L
plz Dont FORCE.
Alaganavangala patha mattumdhan adum.
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When U miss someone, U msg them to let them know tat U r thinking of
them. But, the truth is U really want them 2 think of U.
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NiCe kaViThAi :-
Mazhai Pol Nee Eppothavathu Dhan Varukirai..
Nilam Pol Nan Eppothum Kathirukiren..!
Un Anbukaga.
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L I F E is wonderful when shared with someone like
Y thanks for
O being my
U lovely HEART
Hope this continues 4ever . There is only one happiness in life,to love and be
loved.
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Butterfly lives only for few days. But, it flies joyfully capturing many
hearts.
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Each moment in life is precious. Live happy & win many hearts.
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"YOU ARE
A
"BEAUTIFUL"
"PERSON"
Meley Kuripitulla Anaithum Karpanaiye! Yaar Manathaiyum
Punpaduthum Nokam Alla.
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Teacher : All of u write ur lover name in paper. (After 2 secnds)
Girls : Finished teacher. (After 10 mins)
Boys:Additional Paper Mam.
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Karpanayai nesi "Kavithai" pidikum...!
Kavithaiyai nesi "kathalai" pidikum...!
Kathalai nesi "penai" pidikum...!
Pennai nesi "paithiyam" pidikum...!.
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Man: Na Railway Departmenta Nalla Yemathitten.
Man2: how?
Man1: Ticket Vangittu Busla Poitten, Naan Varuvennu Yemanthu
Poirupanga.
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Ship Captain:- karai theriyudhu...! Karai theriyudhu...!
MAN:- Surf Excel & Rin poadunga...!
andha karai, indha karai, endha karainalum poaidum...!.
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KUNGUMAM Indha Vaaram, "NAAN ORU LOOSU" Manam thirakirar
SMS Padipavar
"Appadina ivvalavu naala nan LOOSUka SMS anupinen?"
Kumurukirar sender!!!.
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A girl in a shop : How much this dress costs?
Shopkeeper : Just 5 kisses..
Girl : ok, pack the dress..
My grandma will pay the bil.
Shopkeeper: ...???
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Yaravathu unnai dog'nu sonna coola irru, panni'nu sonna relaxa irru,
but' Nee alaga irruke'nu sonna thokkipottu mithi, joke ellaam oru limit
than. A man photographer focusing A dead body.suddenly all
relatives beat him. why?!?? do u know....
"smile please".
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Cute Kavidhai:
innai Thoduvatharkku Sakthi Errunthal. Angum unnai Patri
Eluthuven. Nee Oru 'Fraud' Endru. Aiyyaiyo! Sorry, Nee en "Friend"
Endru. Ippa onnoda cellula tennis paakka pora....
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Enna than Computer Window'la, Ulagame therinjalum.... Pakathu
veettu Figure
theriyuma..? - Orama ukkandhu yosinga.
Technology 2 hav sum drawback.
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"SINGAM" irukey athu summavey irukkathu, ethavathu onnu pannikite
irukkum, ippa kuda paaru, "sundeli" ku SMS anuppi irukku....!
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Appa : kovilla jothi nalla theriyutha paaru.
Son : illappa ava thangachi devi than theriyura.
Appa:.....???!!!.
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Yesterday nite i had a dream.I was walking with GOD He asked me,who
is ur frnd I told ur name. He smiled and said "Nee ellam enga urupada
pora"
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If gorilla catches you what will u do? I know u both will start playing
Its natural when two close friends meet!.
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Enga street dog kitta Tigernu sonna vaala aatuthu,Jimmynu sonna
thalaya aatuthu,aanal unnoda pera sonna mattum VEKKA PADUTHU
ithellam nalla illa aama.
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Yaraiyumay Athikamaga Nesithu Vidathae. . . . !
Avargal Nammidam Peasatha Oru Nimidam kooda Naragamaga
Maarividum.Beat this Mokkai...
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What is the chemical name of dog ?
answer -
sodium iodide( Na i ).
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"There r 874 languages around dis world but nothing is greater than
ur smile"
Romba sirikkaadhinga idhu enakku vandhadu summa neenga padika
anupinen.! .
Today's JOKE :-
Tea Kadai kaaran Podatha Tea enna tea ?
Theriyalayaa???
NIGHTEE??
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Panni...
Panni..
Paarthen Call Pogala...!
Athan
Sms'la
"GOOD"night solrean.
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MAN 1 : Enga Veetill Cable Conection irrunthalum Padam Pakka
Mudiyala.
MAN 2 : why?
MAN 1 : Athukku Ennamo TV vanganumam la..?.
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Very Very Thrill Story:
One day Mid-Night,
A Man Walking in the Forest With Soap.
Do you know y?
HAMAM irukka bayam yen?
Dont cry.
Postman: Intha Letter a koduka 5km nadanthu varen.
MAN: Ethuku ivvalavu kasta padringa! Pesama post pannirukalamla?
Postman: ? ? ?.
Powerful kavithai:
sorry..... power cut.
Power Vandhavudan solren...
ok...COOL.
Yen pencil tip odanchu pochi.
Enkita blade illa.
Oru call panni paesureengala?
Pencila Seevikiraen.
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Teacher : un kooda poranthavanga ethanai per.
Student : 82 per teacher.
Teacher : ennada sollura.
student : Naan GH la poranthen.
-------------------------
Thoonga pora Ungalukku oru Mukiyamaana Visaiyam Solluren
kettuko !!
Naanum Thoongaporen.
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Powerful kavithai :
sorry...power cut Aaidiuchu...
Power Vandavudan solren.
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AO : My Grandfather is 90 Years old & still he does not use glasses ?
EEE HOD : How is it possible ?
ANSWER :
AO : He drinks directly from the bottle.
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Indraya college kadi :
Namma exam paperum, naamum orey maathiri. Eppadi
theriyumaa?Rendaium thiruthave mudiyaathu."
-----------------------
Amaithiyana exam hall" "Azhagana supervisor""Aapu adikum" Qn paper
"Asaravaikum fan katril" "Asanthu thoongum nam"cha.. enna oru college life.
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Joke week:
Current pona ellarum torch eduppanga, candle edupanga, match box
eduppanga. Nee mattum yaen chellam unga appa pocketla irunthu kaasa
edukkura.
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Ths msg will refresh ur brain in 5 secs
00:00:04
00:00:03
00:00:02
00:00:01
00:00:00
ERROR: NO BRAIN DETECTED!!.....
~€~ Cool ma~€~.
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Naan Unga Kitta Onnu Kekkanum..Bayama irukku..mm...
Aiyo..! Thayakkama irukku
Ok kekaren!
ithu..
,(,,,,,),
(@)(@)
(...) Neengla?.
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Inga Paaru Konjam Siri Inum Nalla Smile pannu OK! apidiye
iru.
Ready
CLICK
,****,
(@.@)
"(--)"
WOW kalakkara po!.
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H.M: yenda cyclela en mela modhana?
Student: break pidikala sir.
H.M: enada nallathanda break pidikudhu.
student : illa sir naan breakea pidikala. Busla seat irundhum ninukittey vandhen!
yen theriyuma?
Yosinga!
Seatla yellarum utkarndhu irundhanga!.
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How u kill an yellow elephant?
Hei, come on..
Have u ever seen an yellow elephant?.
Student lyf b4 xm day: 9am-wakeup, thinking 2 score centum..
10am-brkfst
11am-thkng 2 score 80
Den aftrnun, lunch & sleep
5pm-Evenin tea
Thinkin 2score 60; Aftr dinner- Kadavule.. pass panni vitudu.. 108 thenga
udaikiren.. dedicated to all students .
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Two man's are Standing in Bus Stop.
man 1 : ''52 E'' poyiruchaa?
man 2 : Sorry pa..! 'E' pochu.
Aanaa etthana 'E' pochunu count pannala.
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"Life can give us hundered Reason to cry"
But,"GOD has give us thousand reason to smile".!!! So,smile forever until
u admit in mental hospital.MothersDAY na ammaku mutham
kudukalam..
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Lovers day na loveruku mutham kudukalam.
But
TeachersDAY na Teacheruku mutham kudukalama?
BY LKG LAST bench Rowdy.
--------------------------------
(o ) (o )
U
Thiru thirunnu mulikama seekrama thoongu.Uyir illatha poochi ethu?
theriyalaya?
think?
sethu pona poochi...
don't cry...we are still searching the person who sent this message.
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Heartbeats r countless ; pirits r ageless dreams r endless memories r
timeless
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A dear like you are useless. oh sorry ....priceless!.
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Arugampul juice udambukku nallathu than.,
But athu enakku pidikkathu., Eana?
PULI pasithaalum pullai mattumilla athoda juicea kooda kudikkadhu...cool.
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If d cost of1 apple is 5 den wat is d cost of1 orange?
Got confused?
Now-a-days sending dis type of sms widout any matter is fashion.
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Friendship loosa irundha tight panikkalam.
But friende loosa irundha enna pannuradhu?
-By loosu friend vaithukkondu thavikkum Brilliant friend.
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City
chengalpttu, southarkadu, north arkadu, varaikum paathavanda nan.
Sms,Mms, ellam enna touch panni ,touch panni , tired aai kedakuthu..
ippo neenga yenaku msg panni. Rowdy nu peaar vanga paakurengala..?
10 peru serndhu Msg anupuna Rowdy illa..
10 Perku oru aala msg anupuraan paru avan than Rowdy..
Ellam parunga.. Na ROWDY.
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Do you know?
which district in our state has a largest library??
Therinja mattum Poi padikava Pora!
Po! Poi velaya paaru.
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School testla bit adikkalam.
College testla bit adikkalam.
Aana
Blood testla bit adikka mudiuma.?
by rattham sindhi yosipor sangam.!
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Nerupin marupeyar THEE. . .
Alagin marupeyar NEE. . .
siripa paru nalaiki vera joke solren...
Oru naalaiku onnu than.
